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A Little fun note.... - Fergus_Keyes - 07-09-2006
Shelia sent me this little humourous note and I suspect that these resolutions could have been made by more than one of our St. Columban ancestors ;D
It is New Year's Eve 1852 and an ancestor sits at his desk by candlelight.
He dips his quill pen in ink and begins to write his New Year's
resolutions:
1. No man is truly well-educated unless he learns to spell his name at
least three different ways within the same document. I resolve to give
the appearance of being extremely well-educated in the coming year.
2. I resolve to see to it that all of my children will have the same
names that my ancestors have used for six generations in a row.
3. My age is no one's business but my own. I hereby resolve to never
list the same age or birth year twice on any document.
4. I resolve to have each of my children baptized in a different church
-- either in a different faith or in a different parish. Every third
child will not be baptized at all or will be baptized by an itinerant
minister who keeps no records.
5. I resolve to move to a new town, new county, or new state at least
once every 10 years -- just before those pesky enumerators come around
asking silly questions.
6. I will make every attempt to reside in counties and towns where no
vital records are maintained or where the courthouse burns down every
few years.
7. I resolve to join an obscure religious cult that does not believe in
record keeping or in participating in military service.
8. When the tax collector comes to my door, I'll loan him my pen, which
has been dipped in rapidly fading blue ink.
9. I resolve that if my beloved wife Mary should die, I will marry
another Mary.
10. I resolve not to make a will. Who needs to spend money on a lawyer?"